buUuBbYe MEi N welCoME jUn..;D

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
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Reply

DEAR  Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0  should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0  and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0  (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0  program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK  

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wIFEy Ni IS cUrrEntLy  WAiTinG fOR jUne To aRRiVE

yeaAHHAHAHAH

W-WDAY : iTS tRueeeeeeeeee..;D

BeAcH bUmPS wIf HuBBy...;D

 oolaaaaa friday..:)

jumaat yang sejuk kan..:)

suke sgt..jam 5 pg da jaga pagi td sebab sejuk sgt..

owang sebelah lena x hengat ape da..;D

sejuk kan...

diam x diam 10 years da ninie kenal sama hubby

alhamdulillah..

paling suke bile ke pantai..;)

dpt menulis atas pasir pantai kan..;)

 nnnnnnnnnn swimmingggggggggg..

yeahhhhhhh pool dia sgt even..besar giler..;)

n infinity pool..so niceeeeee mengadap laut tue..;D

 puas berenang berejam2..;p

sampai kecut2 jejari sumer da baru ingat nak naik..tu pon sebab nak ke pantai pulak sama  hubby..:)

 me and beachhhhh cannot be seperated laa wehhhhhhhhhh

cam bebudak kalau da jumpe pantai tau..;)

sukeeeeeeeee sgt gan pasir pantai nie ha...

 puas layan matahari..main pasir..main buih pantaiiiii

waaaaaaaaaa suke nyer saya..:)

dpt duk laut seminggu pon xde hal laaa..hihihiih

wishing pasni nak g laut lg..

x suke tpt sopinkkkkk tp suke ke pantai

tenang je...relaxxxxxxxxxxx sgt bile tepi pantai ngan angin laut nie..;D

hubs..

nanti kt g lg ek..;D

PuLAu PAngKor AGaIN..;D

elllooooooo thursday..:D

kejap je da khamis kan..

hihihi sukeeeeeee sukeeeee..:)

so sambung story kat lumut ek..

sabtu pagi tu ujan lebat kat sana..so xtvt cuma lepak atas katil je le yee

da sejuk2 ni ape lg...;)...tarik selimut layan muvee je leee

hehehehe

asround 11am tu ujan da reda..kitorang da plan nak masuk pangkor pagi nie..

nak naik bot je sebenarnyer n layan ombakkkkkkk

i likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..:)

ari pon x bape panas sgt dan sedang elok je kan..;)

perot pon tgh lapooo jd breakfast lu kat jetty lumut tu..:)

 sopink2 cuci mata ngan hubb n kakak ipar..:)

dpt laaa topi somellll nie

ooo perasa maya karin jap hehehehe

lepak2 jalan2 dalam Pangkor jap..

makan tghari lite2 sket..:)

lepak tepi laut jap then kami naik bot lik balik jetty..:)

 singgah NASI AYAM MAMA makan lunch..

sedap gak laa kan..da lapo sume sedap ye dak..:)

lik bilik sume bersiap nak terjun pool plakkkkkkk

ni yang di tunggu2 sebenornyer..

hihihihihh

sesi berenang x sudah n ke pantai

hihihih..

nanti kt sambung k..;D

Swiss Garden Golf Resort & Spa, Damai Laut

18 - 20 MEI 2012

Swiss Garden Golf Resort & Spa, Damai Laut

muka lapoooooooooo

asal jalan je lapooooo kan..heheheh

jumaat tu kami da on leave da sbb nak g trip ni laaa

tu x nyempat2 nak update blog

sebab mood cuti da mari kan

hihihihih

jumaat tu kami gerak pon da tghari

relax2 je drive sana...

masuk highway lu ngan hubby

then kuar kat Toll Bidor masuk kampong

jalan222 kat sawah padi nie

ya allahhhhhhh sukenyer saya kalau lalu kat sawah padi

hijauuuuuuuuuuuuu n sejuk je mata memandang tau..:)

rasa freshhhhhhhhhhhhhh jer..;)

kami sampai lumut da kul 3 lebeh..

terus g jetty jalan2 ngan hubby before g check in..:)

terus beli souvenir tuk kawan2 opis sume..:D

N DIS IS MY GORRRRRJESSSS ROOM..:)

besttttttt sgt tilamnyer...empukkkkkkkkkkkkk,.

sejukkkkkkkkkkkkkk...besar.......

tenkiuuu hubby for da trip...:)

loveeeeeeeeeeeeee u..

anywhere wif u is like heavennnnnnnnnn for me..;D

W-WDAY: peAce..;D

:D

rAhsia dI hAtI X siAPA YANg TAhu

13 APRIL 2002

tarikh bile ninie mula2 bertemu dengan cik hubby..:)

sape sangka kan..by the tyme umur ninie 17 i met him

my other half nie..

tp masa tu mana laa kt tau dia ni rupenyer other half yg Allah tu da tentukan untuk kite kan?

alhamdulillah hihihih

zaman nakal da kenal ngan cik hubby nie..

zaman kanak2 riang heheehee

ya da almost 10 years rupenyer we know each other.:)

pic kat atas tu last day xtvt kitorang kat perak..

dis time da rapat sgt da pon ngan dia

jejaka idaman malaya nie

hihihih

tp x laa sampai bercinta lg dat tyme kan..

cume seronok kawan ngan "amamt muka jambu" nie

yg buat mata pandang tamau kalih2 da..hahahahah

i dunno wat's so special bout him in da 1st place.:)

sebab muka jambu nak giler kot dat tyme kan..dengan tinggi..caring..sume cukup sifat laa dat tyme..:)

(tyme tulis ni pon dok tersengih sorang2..;)) hahahah

sape x jatuh suke kalau tgk muka jambu cam ni selama 2 minggu kan..:)
haissssssssshhh mmg tido x lena laa tiap malam wehhhh...hahahhaa

biasa laa zaman remaja kan..baru nak up kate orang..hehehe

tp xde laa sampai nak perak sgt sbb kite sekolah campor beb..bkn skolah ninie pompuan je dulu..:)

cuma mamat ciptaan tuhan ni terlebeh jambu je masa tu, tp da comel sgt sape suh kan?hihihi

paling suke bile tgk dia senyum..;)..mmg cute abes laa...senyum tu sampai skang pon ada..tp ada tyme2 laa bile cik abg ni nak senyum cam kat atas nie..;Dhahahahah

 ni ME..:)..see xde laa cantik mana pon saya dat tyme sampai nak buat dia jatuh cinta kat kita kan?:)

dengan gelapnyer kulit kite..dgn c2chubbynyer lg..haisssssshh ada hati nak ngorat anak bujang orang ke dat time?;)sendiri mau ingat laa kan..;)

tp tu laa

jodoh tu sume kan di tangan tuhan kan?

alhamdulillah x jauh mana rupenyer yg diciptakan untuk saya nie kan..:)

bile kat umah..belek2 gbr lama

heeeeeeeee wendu zaman kami kanak2 ribena nie..

zaman jalan belakang CM tgh2 malam..

sebab dat tyme balik dari kampus mesti cik hubby da wait tuk kite kat masjid jamek tu tau..:)

sama laa bile dia anta kite lik kampus balik..

wenduuuuuuuuu sgt zaman tu..zaman si putihni mmg putih melepak n manja gilerrrrrrr..

hehehhehe

see xnampak ke KELAINAN dia antara semua yang ada tue lg?:)

momenth IM IN LOVE WIF HIM.

10 years 1 month & 3 days ago

seOuL gaRDeN aGAiN..;D

mowwwwwwwwwning uolllls..

lamanyer ninie rasa x menulis dar hati ni kan?:)

mentang2 laa arini mood syok kan..

so mari laa mood menulis

heheheheh

me cakap kat hubby

"gambar ni muka kt da nampak sama laa yang"

ehhehe sebab laki bini da makin tembam kan..hehehehe

oooo ni xtvt kami laki bini semalam..:)

malam kelmarin hubby balik keje

then hubby bgtau esok kt lunch kat seoul garden ngan budak2 opis..yeahhhhh

kami ke FESTIVAL CITY MALL again..:)

see wifey yg makin menjadi2 pipinyer kan..hehehe

senang hati laa makan je kate hubby..:)

seronok bile kuar makan ramai2 nie

ni festime ninie kuar ngan semua budak2 opis hubby tau..:)

dorang sgt friendly n giler2 semuanyer..:)

alhamdulillah wife2 mereka pon sume sgt best..:)

x berat mulut..:)

haruslaaa balik tu cik hubby bw wifey dia jalan2 Bangsar Shopping Centre plak kan..

n jalan2 pasar malam n ke kedai bike hubby plak..;)

so there it goes my full weekend..:)

anda ke mana?

OkaY lIk AwaL aRIni..;D

Hehehehe